Analyse this!

One of the most obsessive things about having a website is stats. With the basic stats tools you can find out how many people from Estonia were on your site last month, what they were looking for, how long they stayed and so on…

These are some of the funny keyword searches on Google that lead to my site.

keywords : “naughty beach pics”
hmmm, no idea how the hell my site popped up for that one…
keywords : “lion sanctuaries”
www.lionsaremysanctuary.com ?
keywords : “japanese elder pornography”
hmmmmm….. awkward silence…
keywords : “good dj’s in montreal”
you see, there you have it. Proof! I AM a good Dj! You see mom…
keywords : “the new jack swing, on my nuts”
my guess is they found my New Jack special
keywords: “free and easy park bench blueprints”
I think the person must have been dissapointed to find the Jose James video called “Park Bench People”
keywords: “christian soul music hits lexis”
I’m on the Christian Nu-Soul thang, you know me!
keywords: “goulet la ba di ba”, “la da di la da da”, “la ba di da”
these are some of the Robert Goulet-related querys. I think i must be pretty high in the Google ranking for Goulet searches.

The two big big winners are these two. They brought me hundreds of new visitors, probably most of them not for the right reasons…
Shigeo Tokuda
Moonwalking Bear Video