One of the greatest french-translated movie moments in history. Bar none.

Sexy Chocolat!

“I Ken Lee, if Leebi di bi bi doubt you… I ken lee anymore…!”

The highest ranked sports vid ever on Youtube:16.8 million times since it was posted on March 5, 2007. After about 5 seconds you see why….

Can’t believe I ever forgot about this vid… This started out as a Levi’s commercial with the funky furry friend called Flat Eric giving the best headnod in history to Mr.Oizo’s “Flat Beat”

One of the most obsessive things about having a website is stats. With the basic stats tools you can find out how many people from Estonia were on your site last month, what they were looking for, how long they stayed and so on…

These are some of the funny keyword searches on Google that lead to my site.

keywords : “naughty beach pics”
hmmm, no idea how the hell my site popped up for that one…
keywords : “lion sanctuaries”
www.lionsaremysanctuary.com ?
keywords : “japanese elder pornography”
hmmmmm….. awkward silence…
keywords : “good dj’s in montreal”
you see, there you have it. Proof! I AM a good Dj! You see mom…
keywords : “the new jack swing, on my nuts”
my guess is they found my New Jack special
keywords: “free and easy park bench blueprints”
I think the person must have been dissapointed to find the Jose James video called “Park Bench People”
keywords: “christian soul music hits lexis”
I’m on the Christian Nu-Soul thang, you know me!
keywords: “goulet la ba di ba”, “la da di la da da”, “la ba di da”
these are some of the Robert Goulet-related querys. I think i must be pretty high in the Google ranking for Goulet searches.

The two big big winners are these two. They brought me hundreds of new visitors, probably most of them not for the right reasons…
Shigeo Tokuda
Moonwalking Bear Video

Anyone who takes 13 hours of their day to create a Grand Theft video in sync to every lyric to one-hit wonder Skee-lo’s forgotten “I wish” (circa 1991) deserves serious props.

Chess boxing is a hybrid sport which combines the sport of boxing with games of chess in alternating rounds. Leave it to the dutch to think of something like that. Here’s a good Time Magazine article.

Pretty please, can a clever boxing promoter organize a Tyson - Holyfield Pt.III Chess-Boxing match? No biting.

Wu-Tang - Mystery of Chess-Boxing
“The game of chess is like a sword fight (sword noises…), you must think first before you move”

“It’s like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game”

How did we entertain ourselves without the Internet??? This is how…

“Hungry-Hungry Hippos”

“Perfection”

“Guess who?”

“Operation”

“Connect Four”

Don’t you just wish you could hit the reset button and go back sometimes?

Shigeo Tokuda is a 74 year old porn stud from Japan. Apparently in Japan, Elder porn is the new hot trend…

This is funny on so many levels that I’m not going to add anything… Just go check out the article.

Time article

Kobe would win the 2009 slam dunk with that one for sure…

It’s finally time for me to introduce my Dog. Melvin, a bernese moutain dog, is 9 months old and weighs probably 80 pounds. Usually pretty well manered, does the usual stuff, bring my newspaper, pipe and slippers but last night…

I come home after a hard day’s work; a double shift actually. Double shift for me meaning that I worked all day as corporate Lexis and then at night djing as artsy-fartsy Lexis.

Wellllllll, Melvin took it upon himself to improve the look of my dope Adidas Hi-tops, see for yourself, it’s now basically a sandal just in time for the summer!

Do I even need to describe this??? I mean, come on… its a frikkin’ old school Westfalia type VW van that plays your records!

Forget about product placement in reality TV shows. 2008 Marketing is all about finding weirdos on Youtube and making them your pitchman!

TAY ZONDAY - CHERRY CHOCOLATE RAIN
Dark sweet unexpected. Taste the secret you’re infected

VS

BOYZ IN THE HILLZ - GREEN TEA OG’s
Moisture everything all over the place!

This goes in the doodoo section but its GOOD doodoo… Eddie Murphy track produced by Rick “Fuck yo couch” James. Played it last night at Blizzarts and somehow it made sense at 2:17am with a couple of Jameson shots.

“I’ve chocked bigger men than you” - Robert Goulet

will ferrell extra robert goulet on conan

Please take this awareness test. I took it and turns out my awarness is shit!

How can Eddie Murphy have given us “Raw”, “Delirious”, “Coming to America”, “Metro” (ok that one sucked) and then come up with this?? Damn, If I was putting this in a DJ set, it would go right between Tears for Fears “The Seeds of Love” and Ace of Base “Beautiful Life”. Damn, this shit is so 1991 I can’t believe no one is wearing a Boy London Metal plate hat.