Doodoo Archive

Hiello all.

Just wanted to let you know that my site was hacked and the homepage was unavailable for most of the day. So for now, i’m transfering the site to a shitty looking visual template… less pretty but the goodness is still there!

Lexis

Got a funny email from my man Andy Williams this morning, one where he tries to guess which position I play in football (American football for you people in Europe). Yes, your boy Lexis is a closet jock… been playing ball since I was a wee lad! So here goes Andy’s guesses:

De : Drew Williams
Envoyé : 14 mai, 2009 17:14
À : Alexis Charpentier
Objet : RE: New PODCAST – Dissssco Edition!

I Keep forgetting to ask what position you play
Let me do this through the process of Elimination

OK ! Here we go !

(1.) I think you might be a running back (Strong legs,No Belly,Strong Centre)
(2.) Defensive Back (4.5 Speed) – I wouldn’t be surprised
(3.) Wide Receiver (which means you have 4.4 Speed,unless you’re Steve Largent)

Elimination Round :

Too much of a Pretty Boy to get CLOCKED on the Blind-side,and i can’t see you going
towards a hole for 1 yard of GRUNT WORK = 0 for Running Back

Can you Dance ? DB’S need good lateral movement and vision (you wear glasses)
= 0 for Defensive Back

I can see you Running good patterns and turning a DB in & out = 100% WR

So Yes, ANDY you are 100% correct. I could never be a Running Back cause I sure as hell ain’t running a 1 yard dive in the middle. I ain’t a DB cause… well, I can actually catch the ball and yes, I have 4.4 speed (or used to)…

Small little highlight from 2004 in Europe CLICK HERE

This is a computer rendition of Queen’s timeless classic “Bohemian Rhapsody”. I don’t why but this is fascinating, sad, and creepy at the same time because I can’t help thinking that once the human race blows itself up, all there will be left is these printers and motherboards from 1986 to recreate some of the best stuff we could come up with. This is some Stanley Kubrick shit right there, or maybe its just me.

Found this gem on my boy Emile’s twitter page (nice dig!)…

I was having a bad day and my homie 7D sent me this funny skit from my mans from way way back Dirty Taz (i’m not gonna write his government name here just in case)… anyways, he came up with a flawless skit about indie radio stations. You might not get the whole haitian radio thing if you’re not from Montreal, but if you’re MTL bred like me, this is possibly the best skit EVER!!!

“Bouboune pikliz!!!”

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Roooooarr! Cougar Alert!

Straight up, one of the most bizzare movies i’ve ever seen. I was in Toronto with Jesse G. and Tina P. (keeping their identity secret) at the Bovine Sex Club on a tuesday night and we’re having drinks and this is what’s playing in the bar as a visual… hopefully the trailer will be enticing enough for you to get this shit on Blu-Ray yo!

Just a funny little coincidence. Selena, who i’ve met once (although she doesn’t remember) when I was Djing with Andy Williams and a bunch of other people at Salon Daome two years ago, sent me this quick little message on Facebook today.

6:29pm Selena
hello..you dont know me from a hole in the wall or maybe you do buti wanted to say that your mixes ROCKED the washington convention center thanks !!!
6:30pm Selena
I was out there workign for the inauguration and before the pre inaugural ball we needed tunes to get the hall ready and i had you ( well your podcasts) in my ipod, plugged it in and turned them on and BOOM
instant volunteer party!!!

So it turns out, my podcast was in the same city as Obama, on inauguration day…

Thanks Selena for this funny tidbit, this is exactly why I do this… for small moments like that!

Check out this brilliant post about the Top 10 Sports  / Star Wars crossover moments. Linkage Here

How F’n scary was this show back inna day? Seriously… Dauuuumn! Half of the time, you couldn’t even make it past the intro because the combination of the these music and the host was so on point. Come to think of it, the host is creepy as hell… i’m sure he was the one responsible for half of these “unsolved mysteries”.

Play – Unsolved Mysteries Theme

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Oh my lord. I think we have a winner for internet spot of the year. Think Dove’s Evolution spot from 2007 but heu…. better!

Diesel SFW XXX – Watch more free videos

One of the greatest french-translated movie moments in history. Bar none.

Sexy Chocolat!

“I Ken Lee, if Leebi di bi bi doubt you… I ken lee anymore…!”

The highest ranked sports vid ever on Youtube:16.8 million times since it was posted on March 5, 2007. After about 5 seconds you see why….

Can’t believe I ever forgot about this vid… This started out as a Levi’s commercial with the funky furry friend called Flat Eric giving the best headnod in history to Mr.Oizo’s “Flat Beat”

One of the most obsessive things about having a website is stats. With the basic stats tools you can find out how many people from Estonia were on your site last month, what they were looking for, how long they stayed and so on…

These are some of the funny keyword searches on Google that lead to my site.

keywords : “naughty beach pics”
hmmm, no idea how the hell my site popped up for that one…
keywords : “lion sanctuaries”
www.lionsaremysanctuary.com ?
keywords : “japanese elder pornography”
hmmmmm….. awkward silence…
keywords : “good dj’s in montreal”
you see, there you have it. Proof! I AM a good Dj! You see mom…
keywords : “the new jack swing, on my nuts”
my guess is they found my New Jack special
keywords: “free and easy park bench blueprints”
I think the person must have been dissapointed to find the Jose James video called “Park Bench People”
keywords: “christian soul music hits lexis”
I’m on the Christian Nu-Soul thang, you know me!
keywords: “goulet la ba di ba”, “la da di la da da”, “la ba di da”
these are some of the Robert Goulet-related querys. I think i must be pretty high in the Google ranking for Goulet searches.

The two big big winners are these two. They brought me hundreds of new visitors, probably most of them not for the right reasons…
Shigeo Tokuda
Moonwalking Bear Video

Chess boxing is a hybrid sport which combines the sport of boxing with games of chess in alternating rounds. Leave it to the dutch to think of something like that. Here’s a good Time Magazine article.

Pretty please, can a clever boxing promoter organize a Tyson – Holyfield Pt.III Chess-Boxing match? No biting.

Wu-Tang – Mystery of Chess-Boxing
“The game of chess is like a sword fight (sword noises…), you must think first before you move”

“It’s like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game”

How did we entertain ourselves without the Internet??? This is how…

“Hungry-Hungry Hippos”

“Perfection”

“Guess who?”

“Operation”

“Connect Four”

Don’t you just wish you could hit the reset button and go back sometimes?

Shigeo Tokuda is a 74 year old porn stud from Japan. Apparently in Japan, Elder porn is the new hot trend…

This is funny on so many levels that I’m not going to add anything… Just go check out the article.

Time article

Kobe would win the 2009 slam dunk with that one for sure…

Here’s 101 things that white people like.

Yes, we’re that lame…

#101 Being Offended
#100 Bumper Stickers
#99 Grammar
#98 The Ivy League
#97 Scarves
#96 New Balance Shoes
#95 Rugby
#94 Free Healthcare
#93 Music Piracy
#92 Book Deals
#91 San Francisco
#90 Dinner Parties
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
#86 Shorts
#85 The Wire
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#82 Hating Corporations
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture
#78 Multilingual Children
#77 Musical Comedy
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#74 Oscar Parties
#73 Gentrification
#72 Study Abroad
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#69 Mos Def
#68 Michel Gondry
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#66 Divorce
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#56 Lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#47 Arts Degrees
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#28 Not having a TV
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
#25 David Sedaris
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writers Workshops
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#16 Gifted Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmer’s Markets
#4 Assists
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
#1 Coffee

You can find the Fantastic list here

It’s finally time for me to introduce my Dog. Melvin, a bernese moutain dog, is 9 months old and weighs probably 80 pounds. Usually pretty well manered, does the usual stuff, bring my newspaper, pipe and slippers but last night…

I come home after a hard day’s work; a double shift actually. Double shift for me meaning that I worked all day as corporate Lexis and then at night djing as artsy-fartsy Lexis.

Wellllllll, Melvin took it upon himself to improve the look of my dope Adidas Hi-tops, see for yourself, it’s now basically a sandal just in time for the summer!

Do I even need to describe this??? I mean, come on… its a frikkin’ old school Westfalia type VW van that plays your records!

Saw them in Barcelona and they only had 9’s… damn Spanish midgets! Now i’m furiously trying to find a pair. 11 PLEASE!

The Story:
Saiko Runner
Onitsuka Tiger has developed a new sneaker by the name of ‘SAIKO RUNNER’. ‘Saiko’ means ‘ultimate’ in Japanese and ‘crazy’ in English. Either way, the saiko runner is unique. This original early 80’s classic boasts updates such as a thicker midsole, an outsole with more profile for better grip, and a heel cap for protection. The shoes come with strong accent colours such as green, pink and yellow. These sneakers make a statement.

Went shopping for clothes a little bit in Barcelona, since there was very little quality digging to be done (Yes, of course the whole idea of being in Spain is not being in a dusty basement, but when you’re a digger you’re a digger for better or for worse)

Anyyywhooo… I walk into ZARA and to my surprise, I find a pair of shoes in there with the exact same logo as my good friends at GOODLIFE. So… Thau and Yav, get the lawyers ready

Original Goodlife logo on the left and bitten one on the right

Forget about product placement in reality TV shows. 2008 Marketing is all about finding weirdos on Youtube and making them your pitchman!

TAY ZONDAY – CHERRY CHOCOLATE RAIN
Dark sweet unexpected. Taste the secret you’re infected

VS

BOYZ IN THE HILLZ – GREEN TEA OG’s
Moisture everything all over the place!

This goes in the doodoo section but its GOOD doodoo… Eddie Murphy track produced by Rick “Fuck yo couch” James. Played it last night at Blizzarts and somehow it made sense at 2:17am with a couple of Jameson shots.

“I’ve chocked bigger men than you” – Robert Goulet

will ferrell extra robert goulet on conan

Please take this awareness test. I took it and turns out my awarness is shit!

How can Eddie Murphy have given us “Raw”, “Delirious”, “Coming to America”, “Metro” (ok that one sucked) and then come up with this?? Damn, If I was putting this in a DJ set, it would go right between Tears for Fears “The Seeds of Love” and Ace of Base “Beautiful Life”. Damn, this shit is so 1991 I can’t believe no one is wearing a Boy London Metal plate hat.